Deana Farrell

Speak like a 1950s hipster

kiki-miserychic:

dlayphoto:

lickystickypickyme:

BARBECUE
A hot-looking lady.

BOIL MY CABBAGE
Blues slang for sex.

BUTTER-AND-EGG
Out-of-town sucker, free with his money.

CHICAGO OVERCOAT
Coffin.

CHICAGO LIGHTNING
Gunfire.

COLD MEAT PARTY
A funeral.

COMMUNITY JOY RIDE
A druggie party.

DEAD SOLDIERS
Empty beer bottles.

FACE LIKE A RUSSIAN FLAG
Embarrassed, ie red.

FLORIDA HONEYMOON
A dirty weekend.

FREE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
Out of work, unemployed.

HAEMOPHILIA OF THE LARYNX
A blabbermouth.

HAVE ONE ON THE CITY
Drink some water.

KNOW YOUR GROCERIES
Be hip, aware, alert to the situation.

LONGHAIRS
Non-hipsters, squares, lovers of straight music.

PREPARING BAIT
Putting on makeup.

ROUNDHEELS
Party girl (deriving from a supposed natural ability to regularly fall over backwards).

THE SCRAMBLE EGG TREATMENT
A sex show.

SCREWED, BLUED AND TATTOOED
A wild night out.

SINHOUND
A priest.

SNIFFING ARIZONA PERFUME
Going to the gas chamber.

STRAIGHT FROM THE FRIDGE
Cool. Obviously.

TAKEN OFF THE PAYROLL
Killed/assassinated.

THAT VIBRATES ME
I’m impressed, I really like it.

THROW THAT DIRT IN YOUR FACE
Being buried.

TORSO-TOSSER
Hootchie-coochie dancer, stripper.

VOMIT ON THE TABLE
Speak up.

YOUR ROOF IS LEAKING
You’re a bit crazy.

I’ve used “dead soilders” before. I didn’t know it was 1950s hipster speak.

BOIL MY CABBAGE<3